Meri Aankh Chal gayi..

Ye Post un students k liye hai Jo Hostel me h..
Unka Safar yahan tak kaise aaya or wo yahan kaise pahuche uspe adhaarit hai ye Post
So lets see....


Baat hai BACHPAN ki, San Unnis sau Pachpan ki.
Baithe the Class mein, LADKI thi paas mein.
Naam tha SULEKHA, Maine use dekha.
Usko dekhte hi meri Aankh chal gayi...;)

LADKI uchhli, Ho gya HUNGAMA.
Aaye uske Tau, Chacha aur Mama,
Maar-Maar k bana diya,
Mere Pant-Shirt ka KURTA aur PAJAMA...:(

Ankh khuli toh pade the ASPTAAL mein.
Doctor aur NURSE khade the paas mein.
Nurse ne pucha, ab kaisi TABIYAT hai,
Itna kahte hi meri Aankh fir chal gayi....;)

Nurse ne toh kuch nahi kaha, DOCTOR ko khal gayi.
Doctor bola- Pade ho is haal me, Mohabbat karte ho ASPTAAL mein...

("Asptaal se Chhutti mili toh ghar pahuche, Baap ne socha, Beta Jawaan ho gaya hai, Shaadi kar deni chahiye.." :)

Hone waali SAAS, Baithi thi paas.
Saas ne pucha- Aane me Beta koi Takleef toh nahi hui..
Itna unke kahte hi, Meri Aankh Chal gayi...;)

Saas boli Ladki me nahi Andar hai, Kaho toh Bula doon..
Unke itna kahte hi mere Aankh fir Chal gayi...;)

Saas meri is Harkat se Baaz aakar, Mere aisa TAMACHA diya ki Meri Laalten si Bujh gayi..:-x
Tab se Abhi tak KUNWAARA pada hoon, GHAR chhod HOSTEL me pada hoon..........:)

Triyogi Baba ka Taabiz

Mere ghar k pichhwaade rahte hai Ek Triyogi Fakeer-
  "Adhunik bhagya Vidhata, Taabizon k Nirmaata."

Kal shaam ek Ladka rote-rote pahucha,
Aur Bola-

     "Mere DIMAAG ka nikal gya hai Tel,
      Teen saal se ho rha hu HIGHSCHOOL me Fail."

     "Kripya koi ilaaz bataaiye,
      Mujhe Highschool me Pass karaaiye."

Toh Fakeer bola-

     "Dimaag ki tezi k liye jara DOODH piya karo,
      Zindgi jara dhang se jeeya karo."

Ye sunkar Ladka kehta h-

     "DOODH !!, Doodh toh mere ghar ki kheti hai
      Gaay to hai, par teen saal se doodh nahi deti hai."


Fakeer ek student ki ye kahaani sunkar, 2 taabiz bana deta hai,
Aur kehta hai-

     "Ye le jaao 2 taabiz, Ek gaay k liye aur ek Tumhare liye."


Ittefaaq se Raat k 12 baje Ladke ka taabiz gaay k gale me gir jaata h aur Gaay ka us ladke k Gale me.

     "Yahi BHOOL thi jo sarvnaash kar gayi..
      Gaay to highschool me pass ho gayi,
      Ladka aaj bhi ro rha hai Aur Halwaai ki Dukaan me Doodh de rha hai...."